My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
jabba the cat SCORE 3
Now what? SCORE 174
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -23
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
bender logic SCORE 7
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
duckface SCORE -6
The new apple laptops SCORE 6
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
Soon! SCORE 132
what obama looks like SCORE -9
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
I’d live here. SCORE 225
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
Feeling down? SCORE 104
Rainbow jello! SCORE 135
Would not bang SCORE -9
Speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil, smell…. SCORE 65
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
Sibling Love SCORE 10
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
Human stahp SCORE 0
Coincidence? SCORE 87
Pretty sure this is every American’s dream. SCORE 244
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
