
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 37

realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33

the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1

we make each other laugh SCORE 22

have it their way SCORE 15

worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3

til death do us part SCORE 20

at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24

like tears in the rain SCORE 2

let the hate flow through you SCORE 21

take the slide SCORE 25

all natural SCORE 21

the answer is whiskey SCORE 23

guilty on all charges SCORE 14

a buttload of wine SCORE 19

one is never an option SCORE 9

his life will never be the same SCORE 25

enter my what now? SCORE 26

the three settings SCORE 27

and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9

i’m not crying, you’re crying! SCORE 22

i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17

they still look like that after taxes SCORE 25

it’s the pup holder SCORE 30

whatever it takes SCORE 16

hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 22

this is genius SCORE 25

the astley paradox SCORE 18

devastating ruling but fair SCORE 13

leaning tower of politeness SCORE 24

i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 16

you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29