
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107

It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102

Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29

A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66

When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52

I call shenanigans SCORE 101

Watching A Movie SCORE 74

Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138

30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38

Shoutout to my grandpa SCORE 116

One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 103

Admiration SCORE 80

Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95

She said it. Then, she did it. SCORE 197

We the people SCORE 112

Now that is dedication SCORE 152

That’s how I get through everything SCORE 136

Leo gets it SCORE 164

2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88

I do this all too often SCORE 81

The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70

These new incentives are much better than cash imho’ SCORE 112

Scumbag junior SCORE 81

It has its ups and downs SCORE 121

Who else does this? SCORE 112

My ice cold heart. SCORE 83

Adulthood SCORE 111

All of these are true SCORE 178

A damn fool SCORE 65

Full time savage SCORE 71

The joys of flossing SCORE 76

America is so progressive SCORE 78