and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
a genius idea SCORE 24
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 30
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
this pun lacks drive SCORE 14
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 19
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 15
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
have a good one eh SCORE 17
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 29
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41