Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Every time. SCORE 123
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Finally. SCORE 345
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
China vs Germany SCORE 294
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
No. SCORE 88
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
