
maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50

she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35

teens with attitude SCORE 27

i am this dog SCORE 20

the book fair made me like reading SCORE 53

I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32

you’re never allowed to stop SCORE 54

fond memories SCORE 44

5 days a week SCORE 45

i hope so! SCORE 22

this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49

freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36

too late SCORE 38

googly eyes make everything better SCORE 45

american cheese is real cheese. it’s just more patriotic than other cheeses SCORE 10

pebble and roll SCORE 66

but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31

anchors away! SCORE 23

dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19

watermelon armor dog SCORE 24

you learn something new everyday SCORE 46

wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38

i know the feeling well SCORE 31

is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31

the internet is not a real doctor… SCORE 70

give this professor a raise SCORE 73

they really are gentle creatures SCORE 37

she meant it, too SCORE 43

it’s true SCORE 58

Lana approves SCORE 76

he made his choice SCORE 43

im buying a shirt SCORE 41