when the cereal companies finally stop lying to parents SCORE 31
there is no escaping Antarctica SCORE 18
we live in the dumbest timeline SCORE 14
goth pockets SCORE 4
savage dad humor SCORE 13
finally shoes that match his mask! SCORE 18
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24
this is how i wake up SCORE 23
dude SCORE 39
mariah carey season is upon us SCORE 6
we out here vibing SCORE 37
there’s always that one dentist SCORE 14
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19
whoops SCORE 18
how could my body betray me like this? SCORE 24
all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32
crushing dystopian sadness at a very reasonable price SCORE 11
forever a floppy disk SCORE 23
cats are sleep artists SCORE 18
true pet love SCORE 32
not more than a day SCORE 29
uneducated wizard SCORE 25
my favorite genre SCORE 12
your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9
whoa. do not like that SCORE 19
we’ve been lied to this whole time SCORE 20
lord of the rings plot hole SCORE 29
the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14
roll die for outcome SCORE 30
a truck would be really helpful in this scenario SCORE 29
the greatest crime of all SCORE 14
those poor bartenders SCORE 30
