This car wash has a bubble machine that looks like molten lava when in use. SCORE 65
Hello fellow millenials! SCORE 44
Dance till you drop. SCORE 61
Live news. SCORE 44
You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. SCORE 43
My patient’s wife made a sketch of me performing a bedside procedure. SCORE 94
Puppy jumps into bush to avoid stairs SCORE 63
Just emailed her medick SCORE 78
People need to chill tf out. SCORE 71
MINE! SCORE 67
Portland was fun… SCORE 59
Single celled organism sugar cookies SCORE 69
simpler times.. SCORE 44
The OG trash talker SCORE 63
Why? SCORE 70
It’s a meownster! SCORE 112
Nightmares. SCORE 48
FOR THE MOTHERLAND! SCORE 48
Run for your life. SCORE 75
Freakonomics SCORE 49
And the last known survivor rents out films in the night SCORE 79
Dammit, humans. SCORE 56
When you know who you are and you own it SCORE 80
When your family leaves after the holidays SCORE 39
a guide to glasses SCORE 41
I feel bad for all my old landlords. SCORE 47
Mom: How did your finals go? You: SCORE 51
How to get your license to teach revoked. SCORE 65
WHAT A NICE GUY SCORE 64
Koko with one of her kitties SCORE 59
We call him ButtFace SCORE 61
a bop, a banger, and a jam SCORE 64