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i+relly+trid
i relly trid SCORE 32
ol%26%238217%3B+reliable
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
hell+doesnt+start+till+I+arrive
hell doesnt start till I arrive SCORE 15
this+is+quite+the+life
this is quite the life SCORE 12
if+i+just+lay+here
if i just lay here SCORE 10
imagine+trying+to+build+this
imagine trying to build this SCORE 27
stubbornness+is+thicker+than+blood
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
guess+we%26%238217%3Bll+never+know
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
that+moment+when+netflix+causes+self+reflection
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
ah+yes%2C+the+15-years+post-puberty+teenager
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
en+garde
en garde SCORE 22
someone+has+to+give+stimulating+conversation
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
debating+whether+you+should+lay+back+down+or+muster+up+the+energy+to+get+moving
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
that%26%238217%3Bs+weird+i+don%26%238217%3Bt+think+i+got+it
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
here%2C+have+these+cookies
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
time+to+sleep+for+800+years
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
just+one+day%26%238230%3B
just one day… SCORE 23
the+answer+is+%26%238220%3Byes%26%238221%3B
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
you%26%238217%3Bre+hired
you’re hired SCORE 22
nothin%26%238217%3B+like+a+good+cup%26%238217%3Ba+john%26%238217%3Bs
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
ah+yes%2C+joy+is+here
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
me+talking+to+my+boss
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
well%26%238230%3Bthat+does+increase+the+chance+of+being+remembered
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
golf+bar+cocktails+very+strong
golf bar cocktails very strong SCORE 18
i+swear+i%26%238217%3Bm+not+pretentious+i+just+forget+the+easy+words
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
one+person%26%238217%3Bs+trash%26%238230%3B
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
FYI%3A
FYI: SCORE 22
mind-o+your+own+business
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
truly+ahead+of+her+time
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
grammar+police+everywhere
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
where+is+that+on+a+scale+of+10
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
playing+hard+to+get
playing hard to get SCORE 18
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learn+something+new+every+day
learn something new every day SCORE 11
at+night%2C+it+takes+form%26%238230%3B
at night, it takes form… SCORE 3
%26%238220%3Bgood+thing+I+have+18+spare+meals+and+a+basement+full+of+cookies%2C+dearie%26%238221%3B
“good thing I have 18 spare meals and a basement full of cookies, dearie” SCORE 9
and+my+stomach+is+sick%26%238230%3B
and my stomach is sick… SCORE 17
missing+the+good+ol%26%238217%3B+days
missing the good ol’ days SCORE 22
how+to+deal+with+cat+vampires
how to deal with cat vampires SCORE 27
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