Maybe try texting them again SCORE 106
new girlfriend? SCORE 78
My older brother SCORE 62
And here we go. SCORE 64
A steam chimney located on an Antarctic volcano. SCORE 79
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 151
One step closer to taking over the world SCORE 86
MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 96
What are they saying about you? SCORE 128
Heartbreak SCORE 109
Cats do make sense. SCORE 120
Dentist has this hanging in waiting room. SCORE 115
Whenever The U.s. Tries To Intervene In The… SCORE 122
Japanese Bus Drivers on Strike SCORE 211
I don’t trust you if you don’t relate SCORE 116
GIMME SCORE 116
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162
Cash me outside. SCORE 56
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82
identical twins cribs SCORE 108
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
MoviePass every other day. SCORE 40
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
Oh dear SCORE 109
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
Teacher has been holding free lessons for slum children under a bridge in India SCORE 136
It’s all or nothing SCORE 110
…. I gotta go SCORE 81
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
