Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
Having a baby ain’t cheap SCORE 146
Slow on the draw. SCORE 69
Corgi Shorts SCORE 88
How weather works SCORE 68
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 176
Packed party. SCORE 116
Stress SCORE 147
How much pain are you feeling? SCORE 53
No contest SCORE 123
Spare Hair SCORE 56
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
Self control SCORE 100
The next Pope SCORE 143
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Global Warming SCORE 183
The worst Halloween yet SCORE 155
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
Sharing the Shade SCORE 69
A fly on the wall. SCORE 99
When you’re studying for finals SCORE 96
My buddy’s will that’s leaving for deployment. SCORE 138
Such Christianity SCORE 195
If I knew being an Olympian meant meeting Zac Efron… SCORE 106
What parents never want their kids to realize. SCORE 57
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
Learning to read with Elmo SCORE -1
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
Shapeshifting is the best super power SCORE 201
It’s Weird How People Say “Follow Your Dreams” SCORE 129
NYC Parks Department does not mess around SCORE 100
I am chill SCORE 102