You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
When in traffic… SCORE 26
That sign making class really paid off SCORE 25
It’s simple really… death. Lot’s of dying. SCORE 33
Ponytails have a mind of their own… SCORE 33
Smoothest fight yet. SCORE 25
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
Me too bud, me too… SCORE 24
Apparently my Roomba mountain climbs when I’m not home… SCORE 26
All crabs deserve the knowledge. SCORE 23
Take it back… SCORE 30
The original sign explaining how to turn on an electric light. SCORE 30
It’s the circle of life. SCORE 21
You really dodged a cauliflower… SCORE 26
Landlords give the best gifts. SCORE 34
Plant one, cut one. SCORE 12
7/10 you could buy me a coffee. SCORE 30
Too sad for pants SCORE 31
New fridge has sabbath mode… SCORE 26
Yes I am very interest in this. SCORE 25
They phoned home… SCORE 25
Get no respect around here… SCORE 20
Target is good at advertising. SCORE 26
High tech snac SCORE 7
Employee beware… SCORE 25
Enjoy more liminal spaces. SCORE 37
Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17
Get fancy, sponsored by CVS. SCORE 22
Jeopardy bros SCORE 29
This sign in Thailand SCORE 32
With all of our powers combined… SCORE 17
I’d take care the beast… SCORE 18
