she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28
taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61
neow SCORE 31
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
saturday mornings are rough SCORE 12
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
luckily he tested negative SCORE 11
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 28
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
as you should feel SCORE 41
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
hot take! SCORE 59
food art SCORE 52
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
literally any fact SCORE 52
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
my daily workout SCORE 24
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
he loved his work SCORE 31
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 35
