
beavers hate water SCORE 35

the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20

we have one useful hand SCORE 23

it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43

roger roger SCORE 14

at least there are cats SCORE 20

it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22

the dishes… again SCORE 27

pupils dilate SCORE 45

overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20

the hobbit generation SCORE 36

we are the math problem SCORE 35

blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8

my voice is the worst SCORE 35

you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29

rats love tiny cars SCORE 40

not your average gastropub SCORE 18

growing toe beans SCORE 33

all penguins are criminals SCORE 28

pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 32

alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12

species and age, please SCORE 40

zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20

if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24

saying no to things punch card SCORE 42

snipped it in the butt SCORE 28

see you tomorrow SCORE 27

true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19

dog bites everything SCORE 23

dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26

buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27

trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23