
Be petty SCORE 35

Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 29

To the rescue? SCORE 23

We need you, bud. SCORE 18

281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 35

Absolute class. SCORE 24

We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 20

This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14

Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 19

Long live the queen!? SCORE 29

Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 27

You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26

everyone needs a bestie SCORE 26

Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 16

Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 26

Corona bad. SCORE 27

The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19

Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 22

Never forget. SCORE 29

Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32

Let it happen. SCORE 33

2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 32

US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24

Beware the danger. SCORE 27

🤔 SCORE 19

Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28

Preparation pays off. SCORE 99

Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24

2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 29

Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22

I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 23

Preach, Papa. SCORE 40