
hi friend! SCORE 31

anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41

i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38

i have layers SCORE 33

i always spill SCORE 17

prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 30

it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25

witchy kitty SCORE 24

who’s in? SCORE 34

is this a meet cute? SCORE 38

please don’t watch me do things SCORE 37

call the fire department SCORE 4

this is why i drink SCORE 29

give it some hot chocolate SCORE 28

fooled again! SCORE 19

maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22

especially during spooky season SCORE 28

i was born this way SCORE 18

this tweet aged poorly SCORE 36

the good ‘ole days SCORE 33

’90s cartoons were just built different SCORE 32

the bank knows your patterns SCORE 19

bordering on 3 SCORE 28

an impossible task SCORE 20

then i’ll finally get a good night’s sleep SCORE 23

the ultimate defense SCORE 45

beautiful piece of art SCORE 44

your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39

definitely a dog SCORE 47

thanks for the insult SCORE 33

back to bed! SCORE 19

i’d be terrified SCORE 39