the magic carpet doesn’t have to wait in traffic SCORE 18
the caffeine crash is real SCORE 19
present the witnesses SCORE 46
cheese and bread leads to time travel SCORE 15
awake is bad SCORE 26
the most important photo ever taken SCORE 21
it didn’t survive the wash SCORE 29
chaotic positivity only SCORE 18
i’m in this photo and I don’t like it SCORE 16
this pepper is my spirit animal SCORE 31
the worst feeling SCORE 25
the turkeys are fighting back SCORE 27
he’s beautiful SCORE 33
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
don’t forget the tequila! SCORE 15
gonna be awhile SCORE 19
your phone is always listening SCORE 16
goose on a moose SCORE 19
my precious SCORE 30
clever christmas tree cat hack SCORE 25
and that’s how a new holiday began SCORE 34
we are not the same SCORE 45
bilbo found peace in retirement SCORE 20
it’s delicious i swear! SCORE 6
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
“real meat” SCORE 15
show cat now SCORE 38
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
cryptid currency is the future SCORE 10
very happy bat sounds SCORE 40
genius or not? SCORE 7