*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Mama no. SCORE 51
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
+ cry. SCORE 118
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
I GUESS SCORE 45
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
The life of a book. SCORE 74
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47