281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Greta how could you. SCORE 26
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Be petty SCORE 35
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
To the rescue? SCORE 24
A man of gawd. SCORE 13
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Never forget. SCORE 29
PASS SCORE 19
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 23
Death by words SCORE 24
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18