me in the shower SCORE 21
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
How much do they pay for… oh. SCORE 13
your gay SCORE 249
…0-0 SCORE -4
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 202
Accurate. SCORE 9
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
Me basically. SCORE 181
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
every time SCORE 215
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
Wisconsin is closed. SCORE 213
What do you call primary schools in America? SCORE 204
Om nom nom SCORE 10
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Nice things SCORE 11
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
… SCORE 10
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
Let’s go live on Mars! SCORE 104
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Words. SCORE 162
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
