what is this, pants? SCORE 23
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
we’re both lying SCORE 23
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
is this satire? SCORE 14
mooooo SCORE 15
accidental beauty SCORE 31
memorable first customer SCORE 17
everything beagle SCORE 1
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
slap them SCORE 12
supersize it SCORE -4
yes they are SCORE 7
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
duck! SCORE 13
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
cramps SCORE 9
a very small dog SCORE 15
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
it’s perfect SCORE 21
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
we dare you SCORE 10
i like bananas SCORE 9
