Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
My friend’s chin is a shark. SCORE 241
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 256
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Oh… SCORE 8
How automakers see back seat passengers… SCORE 7
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230
The future. SCORE 22
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Soon. SCORE 8
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Introducing the Nopefish. SCORE 295
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
R.E.M. SCORE 15
Well Played Bruce, Well Played… SCORE 3
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Trying to eat a Nature Valley bar SCORE 207
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
