monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
the good life SCORE 38
i said what i said SCORE 30
no calls, no problems SCORE 27
the most important preference SCORE 25
there’s never a time where this image /shouldn’t/ be posted SCORE 20
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
from fluff to scruff SCORE 47
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
there has to be balance SCORE 36
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
need eat the cöld SCORE 16
oh nO SCORE 51
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
barts beware SCORE 10
this is unsettling for no reason SCORE 45
i wonder what makes them more money to air SCORE 14
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
anyone else guilty of this :3 SCORE 22
i meannnnn SCORE -2
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8