Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
Distractions. SCORE 192
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 126
I can’t math. SCORE 180
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
Luna Lovegood… SCORE 244
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 264
Instant speakers. SCORE 162
The parts of a girl. SCORE 126
Dammit. SCORE 191
You are the father! SCORE 252
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 268
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
Hipster curse. SCORE 254
What? SCORE 238
Please be troll. SCORE 205
Only in America. SCORE 78
Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
Creepy cat is creepy. SCORE 217
Blame hurricane. SCORE 166
Nice parking job… SCORE 180
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
Oh… hei… SCORE 214
News flash. SCORE 268
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
Do want. SCORE 177
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298