blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
dog bites everything SCORE 23
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
growing toe beans SCORE 33
pupils dilate SCORE 43
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
the dishes… again SCORE 27
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
beavers hate water SCORE 35
we are the math problem SCORE 36
species and age, please SCORE 40
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
at least there are cats SCORE 20
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
potato shaped SCORE 10
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39