Slow Robot
Feel+old+yet%3F
SCORE -320
Got+em
Got em SCORE 28
The+purrrrfect+couple.
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Be+careful+out+there%21
Be careful out there! SCORE 38
Don%26%238217%3Bt+make+eye+contact%26%238230%3B
Don’t make eye contact… SCORE 30
Japan+has+parks+made+entirely+of+flowers.
Japan has parks made entirely of flowers. SCORE 32
They+love+the+slow+ramp+Morty.
They love the slow ramp Morty. SCORE 15
Karen+can+get+it.
Karen can get it. SCORE 44
Better+luck+next+year.
Better luck next year. SCORE 29
Mythical+cat+with+wares.
Mythical cat with wares. SCORE 19
I+did+the+school.
I did the school. SCORE 25
I+LOVE+LAMP
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Water+is+the+enemy+of+your+self+image.
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Tutankhamun+had+a+dagger+made+from+a+meteorite%2C+BTW.
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
For+your+safety%2C+and+convenience
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
Same.
Same. SCORE 28
NYPD+protecting+the+Wall+Street+Bull+from+protesters+is+way+too+2020+vibe+for+me.
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Send+anime+spaghetti+noods%26%238230%3B
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
Problem+solved%2C+as+far+as+I+am+concerned.
Problem solved, as far as I am concerned. SCORE 21
This+is+a+marlin+spike+used+by+sailors+to+undo+knots%2C+BTW.
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 27
Turns+out+5G+was+the+cure+this+whole+time.
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 42
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+crying%2C+we%26%238217%3Bre+crying%21
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 40
Just+a+bunch+of+laugh+men%26%238230%3B
Just a bunch of laugh men… SCORE 24
Martin+Luther+King+Jr.+on+one+of+the+first+desegregated+buses%2C+1956.
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Looney+Tunes
Looney Tunes SCORE 27
Get+wrecked+at+your+local+coffee+shop+now+opening+in+phase+II%26%238230%3B
Get wrecked at your local coffee shop now opening in phase II… SCORE 25
And+they+would+have+gotten+away+with+it+too%26%238230%3B
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
The+Self-Assembly+IKEA+Chocolate+Bunny
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Nascar+leads+the+way+yet+again.
Nascar leads the way yet again. SCORE 36
Vampire+slaying+kit+from+the+circa+1890s
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
Excellent+form.
Excellent form. SCORE 17
The+latest+in+stealth+technology.
The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 17
Speaking+to+the+former+record+holder%26%238230%3B
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
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