
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19

excuse me SCORE 19

omg SCORE 20

and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27

prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29

it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22

maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21

call the fire department SCORE 4

i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23

clever SCORE 29

i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28

they get huge SCORE 22

definitely a dog SCORE 46

stella does not approve SCORE 38

frozen pizza hack SCORE 19

i’d be terrified SCORE 39

an impossible task SCORE 20

english burn SCORE 27

if there’s something strange SCORE 31

bordering on 3 SCORE 27

i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38

when coffee is literally life SCORE 18

this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35

this is why i drink SCORE 29

that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53

the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16

3rd degree burns incoming SCORE 12

imagine the possibilities SCORE 29

i’m canceling SCORE 9

the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18

it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25

back to bed! SCORE 19