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Trying+to+fit+into+skinny+jeans
They%26%238217%3Bre+on+to+me%26%238230%3B
They’re on to me… SCORE 21
Five+stars%2C+brother.
Five stars, brother. SCORE 26
Exerciseeee%2C+the+demonsaaah%21
Exerciseeee, the demonsaaah! SCORE 18
Robocat+would+like+a+word.
Robocat would like a word. SCORE 25
You%26%238217%3Bll+be+alright%2C+kid.
You’ll be alright, kid. SCORE 30
Thanks+Apple%2C+just+trying+to+have+a+convo+with+my+bff%26%238230%3B
Thanks Apple, just trying to have a convo with my bff… SCORE 20
So+sayeth+the+Lorde.
So sayeth the Lorde. SCORE 18
Never+forget.
Never forget. SCORE 27
Have+mercy+on+me%2C+fellow+gamers%26%238230%3B
Have mercy on me, fellow gamers… SCORE 26
A+well+lit+padded+room%2C+really.
A well lit padded room, really. SCORE 25
My+face+is+ready.
My face is ready. SCORE 14
Japan+offers+a+spectrum+of+energy+drinks.
Japan offers a spectrum of energy drinks. SCORE 15
Iowa+Runs+a+tight+ship
Iowa Runs a tight ship SCORE 24
The+extinct+Helicorpion+behemoth.
The extinct Helicorpion behemoth. SCORE 17
We+must+unite+to+protec+the+doge.
We must unite to protec the doge. SCORE 30
Needs+need+nourishment%2C+also.
Needs need nourishment, also. SCORE 14
The+curse+of+the+job+interview%26%238230%3B
The curse of the job interview… SCORE 26
Fresh+bread+tendies+today%21
Fresh bread tendies today! SCORE 25
Alexa+has+determined+your+recent+covid-19+exposure+requires+quarantine.
Alexa has determined your recent covid-19 exposure requires quarantine. SCORE 27
Cute%2C+Walt.
Cute, Walt. SCORE 25
Tomatoes+are+demons%2C+demonstrably.
Tomatoes are demons, demonstrably. SCORE 16
Best+not+frighten+Mr.+Putin
Best not frighten Mr. Putin SCORE 24
Wuv.+Twu+wuv.
Wuv. Twu wuv. SCORE 26
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+lil+lame%2C+bro.
That’s a lil lame, bro. SCORE 26
I%26%238217%3Bm+out%2C+bud.+Good+luck.
I’m out, bud. Good luck. SCORE 27
Nuns+are+non-fiction.
Nuns are non-fiction. SCORE 28
Much+happy+doge+dessert.
Much happy doge dessert. SCORE 25
Save+some+decisions+for+the+multiverse.
Save some decisions for the multiverse. SCORE 20
The+bird+is+the+universe.
The bird is the universe. SCORE 27
I+guess+this+is+fine.
I guess this is fine. SCORE 32
Lost+my+virginity+at+the+salad+bar%26%238230%3B
Lost my virginity at the salad bar… SCORE 20
Furbies+are+an+apex+predator.
Furbies are an apex predator. SCORE 17
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Short stories. SCORE 63
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Thrift store find. SCORE 50
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