
google autocomplete is undefeated SCORE 7

only the truly desperate end up on page 2 of google search results SCORE 12

rachel and mike lasted two weeks after this facebook post SCORE 21

nice SCORE 12

the story of the rat that survived with no brain SCORE 19

hanging out the passenger side no longer makes you a scrub SCORE 26

easiest decision of her life SCORE 16

this sandwich totally tastes like a sandwich SCORE 14

the mothman statue is draggin a wagon SCORE 25

the therapy dog at this dentist looks like he needs to go to therapy SCORE 27

how many balls is too many balls? SCORE 17

catnip and chill SCORE 18

omg he still sends a bday card to the dog every year! SCORE 31

clever hack to get rid of unwanted junk SCORE 24

this is why some games i just refuse to play SCORE 28

i guess he got bored and decided to mimic the dog SCORE 32

somehow i know i said it wrong SCORE 22

eat kiwis for happy sleep? SCORE 23

a confusing time, or a great time with all that loot SCORE 10

Completionists understand SCORE 28

“maybe his legs needs some extra help” is such an amazing answer SCORE 32

my bladder is the real morning alarm SCORE 25

someone didn’t see the arrow pointing to the left SCORE 14

lol his wife made sure to leave him instructions on how to feed the kids SCORE 12

goth on the outside, soft on the inside SCORE 28

when someone wants to ask you a question SCORE 11

if a cat is a cat burglar then are they called human burglars? SCORE 29

what it says vs what you read SCORE 6

a fitbit is just a tamagotchi for humans SCORE 26

there’s a guilt trip for everything and i don’t like it. let me binge watch netflix in peace! SCORE 45

a real snake that looks like a kids best attempt to draw a snake SCORE 29

there is also a dog SCORE 29