Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331
If Obama was white. SCORE 140
I love being around you. SCORE 218
I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 302
Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263
Secure your files. SCORE 105
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252
Silly Robin… SCORE 136
Patty cake cats. SCORE 177
Freeze. SCORE 207
I get it now. SCORE 233
Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372
Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 290
The brain is amazing… SCORE 284
Ummm… SCORE 214
Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233
I choose you! SCORE 274
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375
Do these pants make me look fat? SCORE 149
Modern parenting. SCORE 188
Times have changed. SCORE 300
Did someone say… period? SCORE 54
Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108
Nostalgia. SCORE 213
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203
Winning WiFi. SCORE 389
Microwave: SCORE 183
How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad. SCORE 273
No post on Sundays! SCORE 411