![The+Perfect+Metaphor+For+My+Life](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/101201721234676969-21876-333x150.jpg)
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
![S+C+I+E+N+C+E+B+O+Y+E+does+a+heckin+good+safety%21%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/929201720375356354-47335-333x150.jpg)
S C I E N C E B O Y E does a heckin good safety!! SCORE 130
![Identifying+with+fictional+characters](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/930201703551448524-14319-333x150.jpg)
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
![Mark+Hamill+replied+to+my+tweet+the+other+day+on+my+new+Landspeeder%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/927201717243154897-82089-333x150.jpg)
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 144
![That%26%238217%3Bs+no+way+to+live%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/926201703284566714-87353.gif)
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
![Smooth+AF](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/101201720200137966-55168-333x150.gif)
Smooth AF SCORE 101
![%26quot%3BI+don%26%238217%3Bt+mean+to+bother+you+but+could+I+get+a+signature+please%3F%26quot%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/928201721052782512-43517-333x150.jpg)
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
![hurp+de+hurrrp](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/930201711521949373-20597-333x150.gif)
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 65
![How+Your+Body+Works](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/102201703260119644-73634-333x150.jpg)
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
![NONSENSE](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/921201709533379239-86452-333x150.jpg)
NONSENSE SCORE 67
![You+used+to+call+me+on+my+spellphone.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/929201703134421514-17285-333x150.jpg)
You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
![Like+a+Bull+in+a+China+Shop](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/101201718334435983-62472-333x150.jpg)
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
![I+will+eat+your+soul.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/103201718511970905-93220-333x150.jpg)
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
![This+is+heartbreaking](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/926201712040949732-27907-333x150.jpg)
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
![It%26%238217%3Bs+all+about+the+attitude](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/101201710223831031-48871-333x150.jpg)
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
![Problem+solved.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/101201712094360284-69478-333x150.jpg)
Problem solved. SCORE 111
![Nothing+beats+having+a+beautiful%2C+half-crazy+woman+by+your+side](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/101201712094125644-43145-333x150.png)
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86
![This+is+called+a+hole+punch+cloud%2C+and+its+got+a+rainbow+going+through+it](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/928201721063722099-82446-333x150.jpg)
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
![The+mayor+of+San+Juan+who+was+recently+attacked+for+allegedly+wanting+everything+done+for+her.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/930201720281918824-12513-333x150.jpg)
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
![No+one+listens+to+me](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/101201715203054248-28961-333x150.png)
No one listens to me SCORE 157
![STAAAAAHP%21%21%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/102201702433851515-94244-333x150.jpg)
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
![Salvation+for+dummies](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/924201700524534909-79724-333x150.jpg)
Salvation for dummies SCORE 82
![Sometimes+I+wonder+who+the+real+boss+is+around+my+house.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/926201709334039559-37248-333x150.png)
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
![Old+Habits](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/921201716242677979-83866-333x150.png)
Old Habits SCORE 81
![huh%26%238230%3B+%2443+M%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/103201702172347073-22018-333x150.jpg)
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
![I+love+clapping+like+a+seal](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/928201717292522337-36351-333x150.jpg)
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
![Everything+is+a+cover-up](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/102201712413027956-93935-333x150.jpg)
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
![%23stopit](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/929201717224830496-35618-333x150.jpg)
#stopit SCORE 98
![Joe+Kinan+was+horribly+burned+in+the+2003+Station+nightclub+fire%2C+which+killed+his+girlfriend+Karla+and+99+other+people.+Here+he+is+in+2014%2C+smiling+with+his+newborn+daughter%2C+Hadley.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/925201704272210658-72612-333x150.jpg)
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
![Moo+moo+mothertrucker](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/930201704170218842-55770-333x150.jpg)
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
![Sarg%2C+it+won%26%238217%3Bt+fit%21%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/103201700291668884-51232-333x150.jpg)
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
![Jackie+Chan+photobombs](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/102201700565382896-95505-333x150.jpg)
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118