amazing grandfather SCORE 62
spoiled SCORE 17
why did you invite me? SCORE 12
some words just suck SCORE 8
must. pet. cerberus SCORE 31
i could go for a mcflurry SCORE 10
take notes, men SCORE 35
please, mother, may i have some? SCORE 9
trash on the inside and outside SCORE 14
hungry SCORE 4
time to get the apology ready SCORE 17
nap time SCORE 19
i can’t recover from this SCORE 10
i feel seen SCORE 31
bring them back SCORE 35
cats just know somehow SCORE 28
don’t let the anger turn into hate SCORE 13
they should be proud! SCORE 13
just open it SCORE 12
goodbye my queen SCORE 11
the most relatable haiku SCORE 15
behind you! SCORE 13
rock and roll! SCORE 18
adorable jaws theme SCORE 18
advil in every drawer SCORE 27
please stop SCORE 17
hand off hooman! SCORE 13
puppy love SCORE 21
gotta work harder at this SCORE 22
death is imminent SCORE 14
breathe in, breathe out SCORE 15
doing the lord’s work SCORE 27