No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
WELL THEN SCORE 17
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
I would eat them. SCORE 41
It’s all good. SCORE 49
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
treat? SCORE 25
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
