Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
My new calculator. SCORE 109
Like a boss. SCORE 302
This generation. SCORE 265
Dexter cupcakes. SCORE 171
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
Karma. SCORE 236
How to troll. SCORE 181
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
How books work. SCORE 411
The best lesson Disney can give. SCORE 122
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 355
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Forever and always SCORE 0
Likely. SCORE 177
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
Chemistry teacher problems. SCORE 125
Every night. SCORE 220
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
