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Suddenly+a+wild+whale+appears.
%2Ascary+tornado+noises%2A
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
Hello%2C+old+friend.
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
Tis+the+season.
Tis the season. SCORE 26
Some+things+are+better+left+unchanged.
Some things are better left unchanged. SCORE 15
No%2C+this+is+patrick
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
the+darkest+time+is+all+the+time.
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
In+other+news+Musk+Corp+just+acquired+Coca+Cola
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
This+snake%26%238217%3Bs+camo+pattern+is+digital-esque+%28by+John+Irby%26%238217%3B%29
This snake’s camo pattern is digital-esque (by John Irby’) SCORE 29
OK+but+have+you+seen+those+n+a+c+h+o+s%3F
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Free+toilet+paper+with+purchase+of+this+haunted+house%21
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
This+aged+well.
This aged well. SCORE 18
I+want+to+believe.
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Rob+knows+how+to+live.
Rob knows how to live. SCORE 23
Movie+Magic
Movie Magic SCORE 27
My+pet+dragon.
My pet dragon. SCORE 26
Scooby+regrets+his+curiosity.
Scooby regrets his curiosity. SCORE 25
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+safe+to+look+that+similar+to+iced+cream%26%238230%3B
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+you+could+lease+a+falcon.
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Clear+this+up+for+me.
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Hey+at+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+in+jail+yet%26%238230%3B+right%3F
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Kyle+checking+in.
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
A+well+timed+dear+fact.
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
treat%3F
treat? SCORE 25
WELL+THEN
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Take+two+happy+mortars+and+see+me+in+a+week.
Take two happy mortars and see me in a week. SCORE 28
The+time+to+eat+has+arrived.
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Human+101%2C+do+not+touch+the+dinosaurs.
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Trying+to+be+relatable+is+cute.
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
OK+BUT+DID+YOU+EVEN+COUNT+THE+WORDS%3F
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
We%26%238217%3Bre+never+going+to+recover+from+this.
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
%2Ahappy+jedi+noises%2A
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
Olden+but+golden
Olden but golden SCORE 19
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