One of these days I’ll remember my password. Just not today. SCORE 30
Naruto Cheeto SCORE 20
Tattoos are a lifetime commitment SCORE 46
Can we keep him, mom? SCORE 58
Unless it’s the deer SCORE 22
They really should have expected this. SCORE 51
I prayed for this SCORE 26
I never win the argument SCORE 30
Ratwurst SCORE 61
You might call it an umbrella corporation SCORE 44
Branded by America SCORE 46
How long until he gets it? SCORE 46
Shoulda, coulda, woulda SCORE 39
I’ll be there for you SCORE 47
When the typo just makes it worse SCORE 31
Scientist: *holds back evil laughter* I swear it was an accident. SCORE 50
Point proved SCORE 32
I’m listening SCORE 43
Release them all SCORE 40
No one needs seven dogs SCORE 28
Lickie stickie SCORE 25
Adorably enraged SCORE 37
Medical degree by Google SCORE 64
Netflix needs this option SCORE 47
It almost worked, too SCORE 41
Food Fighters SCORE 11
Wrong number SCORE 36
Some doors are built differently SCORE 29
Racecar SCORE 35
Remind me tomorrow SCORE 32
Polar bear plunge SCORE 42
Let the games begin SCORE 47
