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I+woke+up+with+a+positive+attitude%26%238230%3B
Honey%EF%BC%8CI+think+there+was+a+mix+up+at+the+hospital%26%238230%3B
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 22
Vanna+White+on+the+Price+is+Right%2C+circa+1985
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Preparation+pays+off.
Preparation pays off. SCORE 99
Astronauts+assemble%21
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
You+are+a+fair+bit+more+ragged%2C+than+I+recall%26%238230%3B
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
Big+wreckage%26%238230%3B
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
Long+live+the+queen%21%3F
Long live the queen!? SCORE 29
We+are+dedicated+to+the+sciences.
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 20
Dolly+Parton+gets+no+rest.
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24
Preach%2C+Papa.
Preach, Papa. SCORE 40
Beware+the+danger.
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
281+retweets%2C+302+%3C3
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 35
To+the+rescue%3F
To the rescue? SCORE 23
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+doge+attac.
This is what it’s like when doge attac. SCORE 23
Absolute+class.
Absolute class. SCORE 24
Death+by+words
Death by words SCORE 24
Good+luck+with+the+investigation%21
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 29
Be+petty
Be petty SCORE 35
Driving+an+Edison
Driving an Edison SCORE 30
2020+will+spawn+some+crazy+Netflix+shows%26%238230%3B
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 29
Technically+Google+is+not+at+fault+for+how+lost+you+are%26%238230%3B.
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 27
I+mean%26%238230%3B+They%26%238217%3Bre+not+wrong.
I mean… They’re not wrong. SCORE 26
everyone+needs+a+bestie
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 26
Greta+how+could+you.
Greta how could you. SCORE 26
A+man+of+gawd.
A man of gawd. SCORE 13
Yeah+that+seems+like+it+should+be+an+easier+decision+than+it+is%26%238230%3B
Yeah that seems like it should be an easier decision than it is… SCORE 37
Corona+bad.
Corona bad. SCORE 27
Breonna+Taylor%26%238217%3Bs+killers+are+not+in+custody.+Who+else%3F
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28
The+Fortune+Cookies+Are+Sick+Of+Us
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
PASS
PASS SCORE 19
Top+ten+ways+to+get+out+of+the+draft%26%238230%3B
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 16
Never+forget.
Never forget. SCORE 29
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