Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Miscommunication SCORE 88
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Thermostat negotiations SCORE 87
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 144
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
He belongs in the ocean SCORE 202
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
English is weird. SCORE 95
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
So you like metal? SCORE 144
Not today. SCORE 205
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps? SCORE 151
He replaces words with animal names… SCORE 83
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
Liz… SCORE 123
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Twist! SCORE 138
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
My kind of bed SCORE -71