Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Getting older. SCORE 142
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 63
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
Logic. SCORE 188
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
