
failed eye test SCORE 34

bologna! SCORE 18

i have cats SCORE 9

so hungry i could eat you SCORE 12

you can’t yeehaw away from your problems SCORE 16

earth sandwich SCORE 36

404 error SCORE 8

whoops SCORE 6

myself, obviously SCORE 32

spare cats SCORE 19

there goes my week SCORE 22

give the church cat time to adjust SCORE 35

fig newton shoes SCORE 15

the lord’s carbs SCORE 15

i’ll be back SCORE 9

all the yes SCORE 16

am i a pig? SCORE 12

the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7

slow dumb cat SCORE 14

resistance is futile SCORE 7

they would breed SCORE 25

wrong on so many levels SCORE 6

they traded places SCORE 28

delicates SCORE 3

drunk drama SCORE 9

false advertising SCORE 9

nice cat SCORE 9

no depressed eggs SCORE 26

new perspective on life SCORE 14

drunk humming bird SCORE 34

more cheesecake SCORE 16

there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12