The perfect martini. SCORE 4
I’m not good with babies. SCORE 176
I made it with my bum! SCORE 209
How Canadians swim. SCORE 220
New Year’s resolutions. SCORE 120
A dog’s life. SCORE 124
If my calculations are correct… SCORE 104
Like a boss? SCORE 139
How I learned to count. SCORE 174
Jurassic Park. SCORE 296
I want to go to there. SCORE 184
Lockitron- too much technology SCORE -1
I don’t understand banks… SCORE 166
There there, Lindsay. SCORE 60
How women flirt. SCORE 138
So you still think homosexuality is sinful? SCORE 64
Shampoo these days. SCORE 390
Things I’m still waiting for. SCORE 108
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 160
This year will be different! SCORE 101
The other Spiderman. SCORE 86
The advantages of being fat. SCORE 145
Watermelon seeds. SCORE 169
Makes sense. SCORE -157
This year. SCORE 136
Because, reasons. SCORE 79
Rocks bouncing on a frozen lake. SCORE 30
Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 429
Stairs are lava. SCORE 43
When I have kids… SCORE 152
Sock kitty! SCORE 168
Digestive tract tip. SCORE 66
