the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
sorry cakey SCORE 20
pouring water on a spoon while doing the dishes SCORE 20
don’t date people you feel like you have to hide things from – like your stuffed animals SCORE 32
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
wrinkled irony SCORE 28
excuse me, i just need to ask you a few questions SCORE 17
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 26
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 23
just going on another stupid walk for my stupid mental health look at the stupid flowers SCORE 24
soft pretzel crab SCORE 28
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
no better way to start the day then by putting of the start of the day SCORE 19
data requires a manual SCORE 10
this would be the perfect car to get stuck behind in a rain storm SCORE 16
the email never finds me well SCORE 15
modern people aren’t built to survive in fantasy novels SCORE 14
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 0
who wore it better? the answer is obvious SCORE 36
for lease navidad SCORE 21
a cat making itself feel at home SCORE 8
when someone sees you singing alone in your car SCORE 22
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 23
the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 24
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 19
how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 24
looking for a discount? Here’s a clever hack to try SCORE 17
god must have been drunk when he came up with the idea for ducks SCORE 29
multi-colored squirrel only found in india SCORE 28
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
