The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
Hello fren. SCORE 27
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
A rare edit. SCORE 24
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
