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Plot+twist%21
SCORE 190
Green+eggs+are+overrated.
Green eggs are overrated. SCORE 16
Time+to+get+funky
Time to get funky SCORE 23
Blessed+gran.
Blessed gran. SCORE 27
Has+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
Has a different vibe to it… SCORE 29
Logic+is+a+gift.
Logic is a gift. SCORE 30
Shirts+are+advisable.
Shirts are advisable. SCORE 26
IMPENDING+DOOOOOOM%2C+it+seems.
IMPENDING DOOOOOOM, it seems. SCORE 34
If+I+were+a+betting+man%26%238230%3B
If I were a betting man… SCORE 28
The+Joker%2C+through+the+ages.
The Joker, through the ages. SCORE 19
Bartenders+finding+alternative+work%26%238230%3B
Bartenders finding alternative work… SCORE 28
Neandertallica+is+a+thing%2C+now.
Neandertallica is a thing, now. SCORE 21
New+York+Telephone+Co.+suggests+a+phone%2C+for+these+rough+times.
New York Telephone Co. suggests a phone, for these rough times. SCORE 32
A+beautiful+dachshund+with+vitiligo.
A beautiful dachshund with vitiligo. SCORE 29
Cancel+culture+needs+to+chill.
Cancel culture needs to chill. SCORE 25
Elon+musk+wanted+to+have+Mario+kart+on+tesla+smart+screens%26%238230%3B+allegedly.
Elon musk wanted to have Mario kart on tesla smart screens… allegedly. SCORE 33
%2Apoke%2A+the+rats.
*poke* the rats. SCORE 23
MM%2FDD%2FYYYY++is+superior.
MM/DD/YYYY is superior. SCORE 22
That+bitch+Carole+Baskin
That bitch Carole Baskin SCORE 23
You+must+use+the+Force%2C+Mary.
You must use the Force, Mary. SCORE 23
This+is+what+Judge+Judy+lives+for.
This is what Judge Judy lives for. SCORE 33
To+hell+with+waspsps.
To hell with waspsps. SCORE 38
Behold%21+The+mother%21
Behold! The mother! SCORE 28
%26%238230%3Ba+dash+of+twig.
…a dash of twig. SCORE 32
Nobody+told+her+the+PPE+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+just+a+fashion+accessory.
Nobody told her the PPE wasn’t just a fashion accessory. SCORE 14
Calvin+was+the+OG+tiger+king
Calvin was the OG tiger king SCORE 25
%2Abzzzh%2A+%2Abzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhh%2A
*bzzzh* *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhh* SCORE 36
Alternative+Bodybuilders
Alternative Bodybuilders SCORE 23
Gotta+get+your+hair+did.+She+is+not+wrong.
Gotta get your hair did. She is not wrong. SCORE 7
The+Pandemic+Era+is+born.
The Pandemic Era is born. SCORE 30
Suck+it%2C+Trebek.
Suck it, Trebek. SCORE 31
Was+the+enthusiasm+warranted%2C+though%3F
Was the enthusiasm warranted, though? SCORE 13
Fashonistas+hate+this+one+trick%21
Fashonistas hate this one trick! SCORE 25
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Status+about+the+world+ending%3F
Status about the world ending? SCORE 69
The+inside-out+grilled+cheese+sandwich.
The inside-out grilled cheese sandwich. SCORE 31
10+things+you+%28probably%29+didn%26%238217%3Bt+know+about+eyes.
10 things you (probably) didn’t know about eyes. SCORE 159
Someday
Someday SCORE 7
The+magical+realm+of+horseman
The magical realm of horseman SCORE 0
Behave+like+a+lady%2C+not+a+dog
Behave like a lady, not a dog SCORE 331
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