Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
I would eat them. SCORE 40
Egyptians are pokemon professors SCORE 45
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
treat? SCORE 25
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
It’s all good. SCORE 48
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Olden but golden SCORE 19
I want to believe. SCORE 28
This is the ice we needed this summer. SCORE 25
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Oh how the turn tables turn. SCORE 30
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Pre-med is nothing but games. SCORE 43
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14