where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
my fart is on the floor SCORE 25
i just love food too much SCORE 21
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
memes cure everything SCORE 10
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 21
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17
you’re probably faking it SCORE 53
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
medical mystery SCORE 25
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
very subtle SCORE 17
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
happens all the time SCORE 26
my next hobby SCORE 13
smells like sadness SCORE 16
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
