Mercy kill… SCORE 32
When life mimics art. SCORE 28
The many corns. SCORE 23
The truth behind egg nog. An origin story. SCORE 1
And my axe. SCORE 55
Just language things… SCORE 25
Hear me out, man… SCORE 27
Whenever my wife or I want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context. SCORE 28
Why is that a thing… SCORE 44
You should learn to shut your current one… SCORE 36
ACTIVATE! ACTIVATE! SCORE 28
I don’t see the problem. SCORE 39
Ozzy and his granddaughter are quite the pair. SCORE 33
Well at least you can say you tried. SCORE 35
AND I’D DO IT AGAIN SCORE 23
It could’ve just ended there… SCORE 44
Also frogs. SCORE 18
Explain that to your future children’s children’s children. SCORE 20
The expensive one? SCORE 22
Alex Trebek in all his glory roundabout 1977. SCORE 25
Thanks I hate bags of pringles. SCORE 27
More of an elbow guy, personally. SCORE 27
Truth, this is. SCORE 30
I’ve never wanted to burn US Currency before… SCORE 20
IT PUTS ME BACK! SCORE 24
Afghan boy with a plastic bag for a jersey got to meet Messi. SCORE 38
Dads these days, amiright? SCORE 33
And here we go… SCORE 24
Well. OK then. SCORE 3
Love, ughhh, finds a way. SCORE 25
How are your 2021 goals coming along? SCORE 23
When whales fly… SCORE 30
