
Mercy kill… SCORE 32

When life mimics art. SCORE 28

The many corns. SCORE 23

The truth behind egg nog. An origin story. SCORE 1

And my axe. SCORE 55

Just language things… SCORE 25

Hear me out, man… SCORE 27

Whenever my wife or I want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context. SCORE 28

Why is that a thing… SCORE 44

You should learn to shut your current one… SCORE 36

ACTIVATE! ACTIVATE! SCORE 28

I don’t see the problem. SCORE 39

Ozzy and his granddaughter are quite the pair. SCORE 33

Well at least you can say you tried. SCORE 35

AND I’D DO IT AGAIN SCORE 23

It could’ve just ended there… SCORE 44

Also frogs. SCORE 18

Explain that to your future children’s children’s children. SCORE 20

The expensive one? SCORE 22

Alex Trebek in all his glory roundabout 1977. SCORE 25

Thanks I hate bags of pringles. SCORE 27

More of an elbow guy, personally. SCORE 27

Truth, this is. SCORE 30

I’ve never wanted to burn US Currency before… SCORE 20

IT PUTS ME BACK! SCORE 24

Afghan boy with a plastic bag for a jersey got to meet Messi. SCORE 38

Dads these days, amiright? SCORE 33

And here we go… SCORE 24

Well. OK then. SCORE 3

Love, ughhh, finds a way. SCORE 25

How are your 2021 goals coming along? SCORE 23

When whales fly… SCORE 30