The Miami Zoo put 30 flamingos in the bathroom during hurricane Andrew, in 1992, to ride out the storm. SCORE 74
Meth: Not even once SCORE 38
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
Two butts, one vent. SCORE 106
Scary stats SCORE 69
Growing old together. SCORE 102
Lay off my freedom fries. SCORE 45
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 88
…but mooom SCORE 60
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
Psst! Whacha doin? SCORE 69
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 109
Riddle of the Sphinx SCORE 86
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
A True Disney Princess SCORE 41
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 112
SHES GONNA BUY IT SCORE 71
Scratch and sniff your monitor. SCORE 29
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
German exchange students SCORE 67
The worst kind of wing man. SCORE 84
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
If you square any number containing just 1s, the answer will be counting up the amount of 1s and counting down after. SCORE 61
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Terrifying shot of a Great White SCORE 70
Lies for good. SCORE 84
