I am my own sleeping bag. SCORE 242
Scumbag uterus. SCORE 269
An albino raven SCORE 15
Groom thinks he’s about to bungee jump on his bachelor party SCORE 294
Ron swanson doesn’t do salad SCORE 285
Make-up. That’s it. SCORE 20
Ahh bedtime. SCORE 251
Most accurate sign of all time SCORE 12
Science. SCORE 278
Captain cat sparrow. SCORE 16
It’s all mine. SCORE 6
Every man is born an original. SCORE 239
Mario’s perspective SCORE 311
Nostalgia. SCORE 13
It’s a bacon and eggs kind of day. SCORE 86
It’s something satisfying about this SCORE 18
"Sky Baby" – The worlds smallest working airplane SCORE 9
My puppy makes an adorable pope, for Halloween. SCORE 11
7 ways to get arrested. SCORE 1
10 ways to get fired. SCORE 1
Hotel room in Bora Bora SCORE 226
Do a barrel roll. SCORE 141
Join the dock side SCORE 188
Brace yourselves. Halloween is coming. SCORE 140
The realization that you are at the vet… SCORE 236
Not a soul in sight SCORE 10
You can never be too safe. SCORE 163
On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was SCORE 21
How I feel about government. SCORE 327
Walking on quicksand SCORE 15
glitch in the matrix SCORE 268
Oh, originality… SCORE 313
