oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
half-baked SCORE 16
looks like the shirt worked :o SCORE 14
memory log found SCORE 16
a shell of a point SCORE 34
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
one of these is not like the others SCORE 17
overboard overloading SCORE 18
I have been forsoock SCORE 8
never say these words without immediately following them up SCORE 7
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 17
peeking perusal SCORE 11
taking cover SCORE 13
i think they planned-et SCORE 40
maybe one day, ben, maybe one day SCORE 30
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
baby food SCORE 14
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
that crispy feeling SCORE 23
boasting brains SCORE 13
the godflower SCORE 13
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 38
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
streaming meaning SCORE 21
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
the queen’s gambit SCORE 18
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
working it out now SCORE 29
